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Yes or no

Nope. They are as pesky as those telemarketers and spam emailers. Speaking of spam e mail.....

Did you know that your phone will burst into flames if you try to charge it in a microwave? [emoji33] [emoji298] [emoji95] [emoji91]


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Yes, I've heard that, but iPhones charge well in the microwave.

Did you know that you can test the electrical current in a cable by it's taste in Idaho?
 
Agreed...it is an excellent idea!

Did you know that the difference between an excellent idea and a really bad idea is usually one drink?

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No, it's usually several, kind of like beer goggles...

Were you wearing your beer goggles when you accepted this assignment?
 
Yes. Of course. Where am I? What day is it? Who are you?

Do you understand the saying: As you slide down the banister of life,
May the splinters never point the wrong way?

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Ouch, and don't slide down the rough banister without your pants, both words of wisdom...

Did your SO mind pulling out your splinters?
 
Nope, not at all. She is well trained & knows who rules the roost. :D:cool:

Do you enjoy placing "Stay Off The Grass" signs in random places at public parks?
 
Corn bread and chicken! That should be in a country song.

Do your giblets have a first name?

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Dinner over, waiting for more room and dessert...

Do you like turkey sandwiches the next days after Thanksgiving?
 
Yes, yes I do.

When you pass out from eating to much turkey have you ever woken up naked in a public park?

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No, never passed out, but have played lots of jokes on those that have...

Are you ready to pass out?
I have several sharpies...
 
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