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Yes or no

Shoot first, brains man, brains...

If attached by cheerleader zombies, do you shoot them or just let yourself be taken?
 
No....never. Fight em til you can't fight no more. I think that was an Anthrax song.

If you were a werewolf would you be nervous around zombies?

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No, I'm only afraid of silver...

If you could touch your eyebrow with your tongue, do you think you'd be popular?
 
If by popular you mean constant penicillin shots... Yes.

Have you ever woke up so "foggy headed" that you went to work with your shirt on inside out...and buttoned up? [emoji15] [emoji12]

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No, but may have gone to work the next day in the same cloths...

The last time you came home from jail, we're the neighbors happy to see you return?
 
Yes, they bailed me out with whiskey and chickens.

Did you take your meds today?

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Meds, heck no, I stopped taking those when the voices started speaking in Latin...

Would you go skinny dipping at the local YMCA if they paid you in bacon?
 
Yes, of course. Bacon is awesome.

Do you know what's next to the moon?

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Yes. Sin City.

If up is down and east is west, is madness the new happiness?

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No maple bacon donuts are the happiness.

Did you know that it's illegal to wear ice skates in new York in July?
 
No, good to know though. I was just thinking that I should take my ice skates to NYC for the fireworks show next year. Bummer.

Do you have any body art / ink?

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He!! No, not against it, but not for me. To much hair I'd have to shave my arms etc.

Do hot girls with ink "intrigue" you?
 
Yes! [emoji41] [emoji106]

Would you let a female vampire bite you if she was incredibility beautiful?

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Again, yes, but since I'm immortal it wouldn't affect my status.

Are you O+?... [emoji14]

(watching the news about the terrorists in Paris?)
 
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