Yes or no

[cr6]

Nope.... It's more like, "hon, I'm going to hang with the boys Saturday, here's the CC, go buy yourself something sparkly". That way when I get back 3 days later, there isn't a problem. [emoji12]

Why, that doesn't work for you?

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[Efin]

Yes, works fine, I'm sparkly...

Did you know that in Coeur d'Alene
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car?

 

[cr6]

That's called common courtesy. In LA, they'd start shooting, claiming a concealed weapon was flashed. [emoji12]
Do you always paint you nails that pretty pink color, or just the 2nd Tuesday of every month?

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[Efin]

No finger nail Polish since football season in HS, but since you played tennis and Badminton, you'd not understand.

Did you know that it's the popo(cops) in the cars having sex with perps in LA?

 

[cr6]

What's a popo? I don't know this gangland terminology you speak of.

Where you hooked on ebonics at an early age, or did you learn it to fit in with the hoodmice? Or is it hoodrats? I always get those confused. It's a scary world out there... Never leave Homer alone.

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[Efin]

No, I learnt at a hillbillee skool, no ebooniks there.

Is it a bad thing that it's 75 and sunny here today?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. It's sunny and 65 here...even better...perfect Fall weather. So....schooled by hillbillies, grew up to be a princess in clown clothes, living in So Cal. Perfect!

If honesty is the best policy, is dishonesty the second best policy?

 

[Efin]

Yes, it works for Washington...
Hey, no clown clothes here...

Did you know it's illegal to fish off a giraffes back in Idaho?

 

[cr6]

Yes, but it IS legal to fish while riding side saddle on a llama.

Would you care for some tasty grub worms?

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[Efin]

No, bug larva isn't on the menu.

Have you ever eaten a Balut?

 

[cr6]

Ballyhoo? Naw....too oily.
I do like a good monkfish though. It's the poor mans lobster.

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[Efin]

No, Balut, Philippine old fertilized eggs...

Eat one for $1000?

 

[cr6]

No thank you.
I prefer mine poached with some hollandaise.

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[Efin]

Are you a little girl?

 

[cr6]

I am a croissant lightly toasted.

Do you need more gluten in your life? You're looking a bit frail.

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