Yes or no

[Efin]

Yes, but you sat on the BBQ, those scars are forever...

Does your wife ever question your motives?

 

[cr6]

Which wife?

You know I live near Utah right? [emoji23]

S5 tap'n

 

[Sajo]

Yes, yes we did. Near or In?

Aren't you the governor?

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[Efin]

No, Chris is the high priestess inspector general.

Have you polished your shillelagh lately?

 

[cr6]

No, but I have shaken hands with the govner.

Do you Dew?

S5 tap'n

 

[Sajo]

No, of course not. If I ddin't have some Irish in the family tree and know what a shillelagh is....that question could be read as a strange new term for a lewd act...

Did you know that Irish coffee provides essential food group items (alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat)?

 

[Efin]

No, of course not. If I ddin't have some Irish in the family tree and know what a shillelagh is....that question could be read as a strange new term for a lewd act...

Did you know that Irish coffee provides essential food group items (alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat)?

Yes, very good to have throughout the day.
Lewd act, you're nasty...[emoji41]

Do you like corned beef and cabbage?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, love it!

With malt vinegar, on the cabbage?

 

[Efin]

Yes, definitely, my wife is more Irish than I, and a great cook.

Have you visited the homeland?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. I am a mutt, so my homeland is a large chunk of Europe. The wife is mostly all Irish and I promised I would take her someday.

Wait....by homeland...did you mean Mars?

 

[Efin]

No, women are from Venus...

If your wife would allow you to have a girlfriend only if she could as well, would you?

 

[Sajo]

No. That's never going to end well....

Have you found the worm at the bottom of the bottle yet? [emoji12]

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[Efin]

Mmmmmm yes, more protein in an already protein filled beverage.

Have you ever had the Tijuana Mexico Tequila experience?

 

[Sajo]

Nope, can't say that I have. Sounds like trouble just waiting to happen.

When your drunken friend says "hey...watch this" do you grab your phone so you can be the first to call 911?

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[Efin]

No, not 911, it's camera time. Those movies and photos can be worth beer or better....

Hey, you didn't send the beer, shall I send in that video now?