Yes or no

[Sajo]

Yes, I do love it. Sunny and 65 here today.....beautiful Fall weather. [emoji274] [emoji272] [emoji262]

Are you going to sleep on a sidewalk for a few days outside your local theater to be the first in line to see the new Star Wars? [emoji12]

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[Efin]

Lol, no never, I'll see it after the new year.

Are you going to sleep outside your Walmart again this year for the Black Friday festival?

 

[Sajo]

No, not anymore. I set up my tent & camp stove and built a nice bonfire last night so I could definitely be the first in line on Black Friday (who knew it was sooo far away?) and the police arrested me.

Can you post my bail?

 

[Efin]

No, I just gave them more evidence of pictures of a clown romping in the bushes, and believe they might also have the mask as evidence...

Shall I feed your cats?

 

[Sajo]

No.....stinking little fur balls. They can fend for themselves.

Does your boss allow you to wear your Princess Leia outfit to work on Friday's?

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[Efin]

No, absolutely not, but she's wearing it for me now, gotta go...

After that stunt you pulled with the gassy sheepFarts blamed for emergency landing, does your boss still demand you dress as Jar Jar on days ending in "Y"

 

[Sajo]

No, heck no! That is a funny story though. Would hate to be the cleaning crew for that plane.

Have you ever asked your phone: "OK Google Now...how to understand women"?

 

[Efin]

LOL, yes, and siri too, the answer always is "no one understands aliens, sir"...

If you could be gifted $1M each year, but the only thing you'd have to do was start each sentence with a dog bark sound, would you?

 

[Sajo]

Yes.....duhhhh.....that's a no brainer. [emoji190] [emoji385] [emoji383] [emoji385] [emoji2]

So....you are saying that women are an alien life form? [emoji89]

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[Efin]

Yes, and sorry your money had been cancelled, you didn't start that with a Bark.
Tell me you've never encountered/dated etc a woman and walked away wondering, what was that....

If you could get free cell service, and free phones every year, But they had the be the latest iPhone, would you?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, you bet. I prefer Android and like them so much better. But free phones and a free phone bill......I could definitely get used to iPhones for free. [emoji336] [emoji1] [emoji106]

Did you know that the average American eats 124 pounds of potatoes every year? [emoji489] [emoji489] [emoji489]

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[Efin]

Wow no, we're those people's also featured on "People of Walmart?

 

[cr6]

What did I tell you about sharing my private photos online?

No, I just gave them more evidence of pictures of a clown romping in the bushes, and believe they might also have the mask as evidence...

Shall I feed your cats?

Sheesh?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

What did I tell you about sharing my private photos online?


Sheesh?

S5 tap'n

Hey I never said it was you...
You did get pretty crazy on that calendula...

 

[cr6]

You implied it..... Clowns, hungry gato....uh...huh.

Will your hair ever grow back after the "incident"?

S5 tap'n