Yes or no

[Sajo]

Let me think about that......No!

Did you ever realize that the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same basic tune?

 

[Efin]

No, I don't know any show tunes.

Have you always been into show tunes?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. But we all know you were just singing ABC and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to yourself.

If a man is talking in a forest and there are no women nearby to hear him, is everything he says still wrong?

 

[Efin]

No, men are never wrong, ever.

Will you protect me when the women come and try to have me killed, or worse?

 

[Sajo]

No way buddy... You are all alone there.... You dug your own grave

I just heard on the radio....today is national "drink beer day" ? [emoji482]

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[Efin]

Odd for a Monday.
Yesterday was officially a tall Gin & Tonic day

Didn't you just make up that "drink beer day" because you've already finished a 12 pack?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Heard the local DJ say it on our under the counter kitchen radio while I was cracking eggs. Poured one right away. [emoji482]

Have you perfected the mascara with mouth closed technique?



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[Efin]

Haven't tried the makeup thing, all your pictures of yourself all made up just make me sick.

Are you and Kim Kardashian still doing each others?

Make up....?

 

[Sajo]

No sir! Last I heard she was visiting a "friend" in San Diego.

Are you frightened by the Teletubbies?

 

[Efin]

Yes, Teletubbies are the spawn of Barney and Satan...

Can you watch a teletubbies marathon and not have drank draino after only 10 seconds?

 

[Sajo]

No, not draino. But 10 seconds of that show is definitely too much. Just plain weird!

So...you would not pay to see a movie with scary clowns and teletubbies together?

 

[Efin]

No way, but something tells me you are writing, directing and staring it said movie...

Are you still playing the clown?

 

[Sajo]

No sir. Clowns scare little kids and some grown men.

Have you ever "talked" to a semi truck hoping it was really optimus prime?

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[Efin]

No sir, talking to inanimate objects is a sign of senility and impotence...

Are you currently taking more than your prescribed dosage of the little blue pill?

 

[Sajo]

No.....no. Two blue, one red and one orange. [emoji41]

When you receive a call from an unknown number and they promise that you won an Alaskan glacier cruise for 2 if you simply enter your credit card number.....that is safe....right? [emoji229] [emoji227] [emoji225] [emoji226]

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