Yes or no

[cr6]

Specimen being the key word here.

Does being an alien lizard being have a negative impact on your love life?

Damn....ninjas in the house!

 

[Efin]

Specimen being the key word here.

Does being an alien lizard being have a negative impact on your love life?

Damn....ninjas in the house!

Lol, (a "tool" that's what I was thinking)

No, long tongue....
What was the question?

Are you always this crazy on a Monday?

 

[Efin]

No. Nothing scares me anymore (well...maybe giant flesh eating tomatoes...those are creepy).

Have you ever hopped in a car that looked just like yours in a crowded parking lot, and then realized it was not yours?

No, never, I have know someone that stole his car, ex wife's car...

Do you frequently dream of carnivorous vegetables?

 

[Sajo]

No. That's crazy talk. They are not real. Or......are they?

Do you base every important life decision on the answer in your Magic 8 Ball?

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[Efin]

Maybe, ask again later.

Did you ever break off with a blind date because they had more mustache than you?

 

[Sajo]

Nooooooooo. Weird.

Did you know that it is impossible to breathe through your nose with your tongue sticking out?

 

[Efin]

No, and I'm not going to try to prove you wrong either...

Sir, Did you know that it's illegal in Tennessee to greet a horse without saying "Sir" when you first meet?

 

[Sajo]

Nope, did not know that. I will keep that in mind the next time I greet a horse on the street corner.

Did you know that one in five adults supposedly believe that aliens are hiding on Earth disguised as humans?

 

[Efin]

Yes, Men in Black discussed that several years ago.

Have you tested the egg salad and bock beer formula in the elevator yet?

 

[Sajo]

No. Too Funny! [emoji1]

I assume that you have already tried it? [emoji15]

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[Efin]

Yes, every Monday morning, as a treat to all the late arrivals in the building.
But you have to press all the buttons in the elevator so it stops at each level for extra smellification...

Do you want to do that now?

 

[Sajo]

Noooooooo. I am a gentleman! [emoji6]

Is left over homemade pot roast the best lunch? (Everyone in the office is mad at me now....the while building smells like pot roast and they are hungry.....[emoji3] )

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[Efin]

It's good, but left over spaghetti is the bomb, add some garlic toast and you'll have anarchy.

Do you like extra cheese on you pizza?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Of course. Who doesn't

Have you ever driven cross country wearing nothing but a diaper?

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[cr6]

No....You guys are beginning to worry me!

Has the drinking started already???
I'm thinking yes... [emoji12]