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Yes or no

No. Coconut is the most horrible thing on earth. [emoji13]

Have you ever had a goat cheese pizza, but didn't know it was made with goat cheese?

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Yes, there are a whole gaggle of them in the backyard.

Aren't you sick of all that gluten free garbage you are made to eat? Cardboard isn't very tasty imo.
 
No, it's actually pretty good, mamma is a good cooker. Besides it's good for her health so that makes me happy.

Do you wish you could eat ice cream every night?
 
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Who says I don't?
Well, not ice cream per se', but a high metabolism and a favorable genetic makeup allows my dark chocolate addiction to thrive, so "ice cream" no. Dark chocolate, absolutely. (In moderation of course) [emoji2]

Have you ever had a pimple on your eye lid? Irritating yes?
 
Yes. Once. That was horrible.

Is chocolate always better with peanut butter?

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No, no, no, just peanuts, peanut butter and chocolate, and ice cream.
Maybe a maple bar with bacon...

Do you like running your finger nails down a chalkboard?
 
Yes, like music to my ears...
Sounds almost as good as clowns being locked into deep dungeons and stretched on the rack...

Would you like to volunteer?
 
To be the clown... No. To be the dungeon master... Yes.

If you could be king for a day, do you know the first thing you would do?

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Yes, select several hundred young women for my harem, change the rules so I'm king for life, and move my Kingdom to Antigua.

Would you like to be my harem keeper?
 
Hmmm...tempting offer.

Are you offended when people stare at you for long periods of time and don't say a word?
 
No, not at all, not everyone has seen a specimen like me... [emoji298]


Does my humility scare you? [emoji12]
 
No. Nothing scares me anymore (well...maybe giant flesh eating tomatoes...those are creepy).

Have you ever hopped in a car that looked just like yours in a crowded parking lot, and then realized it was not yours? :eek:
 
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