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Yes or no

Yes. He is legit. He has a license and everything.

That's safe...right?

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No, drivers license doesn't count....

Does your "doctor" usually sell from the corner?
 
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Yes and No. Depends on which doctor I need.

Have you ever been on a flight and the airport lost the whole planes luggage? [emoji35] [emoji36]

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No, but have been with one's that their luggage was lost, makes you really angry.

Have you recently started wearing more pink because you believe it's the new black?
 
No. Aqua marine is the new black.....silly!

Are you planning for another "visit" from aliens tomorrow?

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Yes, and have prepared them to visit the south as usual, their machines are primed.

Do you still remember their last visit?
 
No. I wiped it from memory....performed a FDR. :cool:

Did you know that banging your head against a wall will burn 150 calories per hour? Ready...set...begin!
 
No I didn't know that, please perform 10- 60 minute tests and let us know your results.

Have you verified your insurance covers self inflicted acts?
 
No, it does not. It also does not cover random acts of stupidity.

Do you suffer from Paraskevidekatriaphobia?
 
Yes if that means fear of answers from one who bangs his head against the wall as a means of exercise.

Has your medication recently run out?
 
Yes....it definitely is. It's hotter than two rats in a wool sock today (and yesterday...and tomorrow). :(

Did you know that seven million cars are junked, in the U.S. alone, every year?
 
Yes, and that's 70% by one County in Tennessee alone.

Did you send the "brownies" back with the Aliens on their last visit?
 
Yes I did. I think they have the munchies. [emoji89] [emoji1]

Do you have any extra snacks you can share with them? They are hovering over So Cal right now.

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Nope you ate them... And they are over your house now, you're just in a hallucination that you're in SoKal...

Did you get all your Alien probe pictures framed like you wanted?
 
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