Yes or no

[Sajo]

Yes. And now I don't know my name. What day is it? Where am I? Who are you?

When you "lose track of time" do you go looking for it?

 

[Efin]

Yes, and my time machine really helps.

Would you like some of my time machine?

 

[Sajo]

No thanks. I have time in a bottle.

Do you have a special purpose?

 

[Efin]

Yes, they call me Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care.

Are you going to get hammered now?

 

[Sajo]

No, I am at work. Of course not.

Do you have a deep, dark, paralyzing fear of teddy bears?

 

[Efin]

No, Not sense "the awakening"

Did you fix that issue you had with the Cambodian Cartel?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Say hello to my little friend....

Do you like green kool aid? [emoji622]

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[Efin]

No, but I do like green M&M's...

Did you recently make a deal with the director of the underworld?

 

[cr6]

No, but he did save 35% through Gecko.

Did you miss me and my geriatric humor?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

No, your humor is quite acceptable, it's the smell that's upsetting.

Have you elected to still not shower on days ending in "y"?

 

[cr6]

Yes, I prefer bathing in mudpuddles after a big storm.

Do you not like the smell of BenGay & Rogaine mixed with Fibercon?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

Yes that's my morning brew, and Medimucil too, I like the bars.

Did your stock in Viagra and Imodium pan out well?

 

[Sajo]

No. I had to see a doctor after 4 hours.

Have you ever grabbed a bar of soap and ran out into a rain storm to grab a quick shower?

 

[Efin]

No, no no, I'm afraid of bars of soap, to many orange nightmares...

Have the sheep stopped chasing you in your dreams?

 

[Sajo]

Yes they have. Anyone hungry for lamb chops?

So...if a clown offered to give you a bath with a bar of soap, you would be utterly terrified?