Yes or no

[Efin]

Yes, it was in Tennessee, probably made by those backwoods hillbilly aliens...

Is it legal to marry your sister in Tennessee like it is in Arkansas and Missouri?

 

[Sajo]

Nooooooooo. That was outlawed long ago. We have progressed a little bit.

If you have a pen that writes with invisible ink, do you know when the ink is empty?

 

[Efin]

Yes because the voices stop.

Did you know that I've been typing commands in invisible type?
Now you know the reason for some of your odd actions...

 

[Sajo]

No, didn't know that. But...all of my actions are completely normal...never odd.

Do you have a fear of unicorns?

 

[Efin]

No, they're not real, I just fear men dressed like women...

Do you like to give back rubs to strangers?

 

[Sajo]

Nope, no thanks. But I have heard that people in the San Diego area enjoy that.

Do you know what you don't know?

 

[Efin]

Yes, that's why I ask questions, just to see what the "others" are thinking.

Have you recently been to a "special" massage parlor?

 

[bruben7886]

No

Has someone checked @cerisecons
pulse lately?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Pulse? I thought he was a vampire.

Are you wearing matching socks today?

 

[Efin]

No, we don't wear sox here in SoCal, only flip-flops.

Do any of us here on this thread actually have a pulse?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, of course. Mine is racing like a speeding locomotive right now. Might need to slow down on the coffee this morning?

Do you always wear matching flip flops?

 

[Efin]

Yes, mostly, I do have several pair.

Is you pulse really racing from the coffee or did you put an additive in the coffee?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, straight up coffee...no additives.

Do you like to run through Wal Mart naked...acting like a complete lunatic?

 

[Efin]

Walmart, no, but baseball parks, definitely.

Have you begun to dress your poodle in outfits again?

 

[Sajo]

No. Don't own a poodle. But if I did I might consider some poodle outfits.

Can you tell the difference between dreams and reality?

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