Yes or no

[Sajo]

No, not normally. maybe on special occasions.

When your mind wanders, do you ever follow it to see where it goes?

 

[cerisecons]

Only a couple times, and I got slapped, so I tend to try to stay on task...

Does cheese taste better with wine?
Or visa versa?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. And it also tastes good on burgers, grilled cheese sandwiches, many many things.

Have you ever noticed a misspelled word in a dictionary?

 

[cerisecons]

Yesh, theyre al mispeled notthing ish rite, butt som tink itts rite.

Doo eu wnt tu cee mi diksionry ?

 

[Sajo]

No thanks, we have seen your spelling. Especially after the ever clear.

Do you know what 21% of people do to make themselves appear smarter?

 

[cerisecons]

Not particularly, but I'm going to guess, wear glasses?

Is that correct?


Ps...
Was going to say dress like a man, but that would be a sexist remark and we all know how PC I am....
[emoji12]
[emoji87] [emoji86] [emoji85]

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Not correct. But that was the most guessed answer. You.....PC.....sure!

Display books on a shelf or bookcase in their home.

Do you keep books on display that you have actually read?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, I have a book.
I'm hurt that you don't think I'm not PC!
I'm a proud member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)
And the SPCA (Specially Prepared Charbroiled Animals)
And others,
Do you want to join?

 

[Sajo]

No thanks. I'm full.

Have you ever driven a go kart on the Interstate?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but did have one as a kid and dad took us to a huge parking lot on weekends to drive for hours. That was a blast.

Have you ever taken a fish and stuffed it under an ex's seat in their car to ripen for the weekend?

 

[Sajo]

No. Wow! Must have been a horrible ex to go to those extremes. I just simply stopped speaking to mine.

Has "Sara from card member services" called you lately? (there's nothing wrong with your card, we are just......)

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, she did, and I'm glad I had your information, she was very helpful, and said your account would be updated immediately.. The she laughed?
Did I mention Sara is my X... Good luck and get the fish ready.

Have you checked your account?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I just received a "refund" on my credit card for $100,000. [emoji385] From some guy in So. CA. Awesome! [emoji41]

When your mind draws a blank, do you fill it in with happy thoughts?

 

[cerisecons]

No, usually it draws a blank when I'm thinking of this forum...
You're welcome on the funds, I got her to pass those to use as a crutch to hook you into checking your account, now the fun begins...

Are you getting loaded up to attack now?

 

[Sajo]

Attack....No. I am a peaceful angel!

Do you know where the line is between insanity and creativity?