Yes or no

[Mike.757]

No. Calamine lotion took care of it.

Ever been burned in love?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Burned, battered, beaten, broken, shredded, you get the point.

Have you ever eaten your own words?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. Enough to replace food unfortunately.

Ever end one fight with another?

 

[pc747]

No, beisbal is not my thing to watch, great to play, but slow to watch.

PC you got your Apple Watch yet?

Heck no. I'm not saying I'm an apple hater but I don't mess with any i-products.

Edit: yes I'm a born fighter.
Prefer yellow watermelon over red?

 

[cerisecons]

No, neither, watermelon is not my favorite fruit, cantaloupe is good though, so orange

Hasn't the Apple watch already outsold all the others combined?
(JK ordered one...)

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Never will. Impossible. Can't happen. Lies on the internet. Government conspiracies. Secret cover-ups.

Is humor really the best medicine (better than penicillin?) ?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, for me, especially since I have never used/needed penicillin..

Do you have something you need to tell us?

 

[Sajo]

Me....No. I'm good to go. But I have this friend....

Is the grass really greener on the other side?

 

[cerisecons]

No, not in my yard, but yes it applies to my neighbors...

Do you agree that peanut M&Ms are the best candy?

 

[Sajo]

Maybe. One of the top three...Yes.

Have you ever broke on through to the other side?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, when the front door was locked.

Have you always been a back door man?

 

[Mike.757]

No. Only when her aunt is in town.

Do you know a Flo?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I buy my insurance from her.

Is your mug shot better than your license pic?

 

[Mike.757]

No. Much better! I was more drunk and happy during my mug shot!

Have you ever lost your license?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. There was this camel named Clyde...walking through the valley of the kings....wait that's a long story. Maybe another day.


Have you ever visited a Turkish prison?