Yes or no

[cerisecons]

I am the Ninja

 

[cr6]

I am the guitar

S5 tap'n

 

[Sajo]

And I am tom bodett and I'll leave a light on for ya

 

[cerisecons]

No, never played the guitar, wanted to, but never did.

Did you have a motel 8 back there?

 

[cerisecons]

And I am tom bodett and I'll leave a light on for ya

You'd better, I gotta make sure the chick's I bring here for their rooms by the hour are super hot... [emoji14]

Do you like girls that like to to stay there?

 

[Sajo]

Hmmmm.....no. I don't need more penicillin. [emoji382]

Do you often stare at the moon and contemplate the meaning of life?

 

[cr6]

No, the meaning of life is best found in the sun.

Do you sometimes feel that the lights are on but nobodies home?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, every time I talk to you.

Do you like it now.

 

[cr6]

Yes, Sam I am Adam

Do you get the gist?

S5 tap'n

 

[Sajo]

I get that we all read Dr Seuss books as kids and / or to our kids.

Would Dr Seuss be fun to party with?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, If you're into the dead.

Are you the one that stole the statue from his front yard?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. I think someone from So Cali did that, that's what the internet-web-of-things said.

Are you telling me that Dr Seuss is no longer alive?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, Teddy Geisel died in 91, in LaJolla.

Do you still ready his books to your Teddy Bear?

 

[Sajo]

No. But I do read green egg and ham to my dog. She loves it.

Will you eat them with a mouse?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and in the house.

Did you know the man that started that rumor?