Yes or no

[Sajo]

Yes please.

Are they delivered by drones?

 

[cerisecons]

Maybe, but that's not a nice word for your mail carrier...

Are you always calling service people names?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I call them Sir and Ma'am! I am a polite, courteous and respectful young man. Well...maybe not the young part, but you get the point.

Do you always put your pants on one leg at a time?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, Long pants, no shorts.

Do you like to drive when your passenger knows how to drive better than you do?

 

[Sajo]

Yes and No. Yes I like to drive. But no, I have never had a passenger that was a better driver than me.

Is everybody working for the weekend?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, better than working on the weekend.

Do you love Friday afternoon?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, but Sunday afternoons are even better.

Does everybody need a little romance?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I don't swing that way, maybe DP?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Just lyrics to an old song I heard driving home yesterday.

Do you ruin your coffee every morning with cream & sugar?

 

[cerisecons]

No no no, strong and black [emoji14]

Can you drink it sweet and white?

 

[cr6]

Yes, yes I can.
Are you a coffee snob too?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but I'm not a chick.

Would you like a scone with that?

 

[thunderbolt_nick]

Sure, never had a scone.

Are you working today?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. And drinking lots of coffee.

Have you ever ordered straight up black coffee in a foreign country and been stared at like you had two heads?

 

[cerisecons]

No, well maybe I do... but only here in America, but then again, Ive ordered it Americano in Europe for years...
Starbucks has ruined good coffee.

Do you like Cream in your Earl Gray?