Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Yes, and you told me that last week.

Do you do everything the voices tell you?

 

[Sajo]

No way! If I did that I would be in big trouble!

Are you allergic to other people?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but only those with personal space issues...

I'd it wrong if other people don't like me hugging them on the street ?

 

[Sajo]

No. It's their problem...hug every stranger you meet!

Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, there's always something playing in my head.

Do you like it when people beg for money for food, and say NO when you offer food?

 

[Sajo]

No. But I do still feel bad for them.

Are you prepared for the Zombiepocalypse?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, very, and for Martial law...

Have "the others" approached you yet?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I think so. I am approached by so many strange, interesting people.

Are you one of the "others"?

 

[cerisecons]

Shhhhh..... no.....Maybe.

Would you take the red pill?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. And the blue one, the yellow one, the white one....oh and that striped one is really pretty. Why am I soooo sleepy?

Is the zombiepocalypse unavoidable?

 

[cerisecons]

Yep, it's already started in DC...

Are you prepared?

 

[Sajo]

No. I am procrastinating. Maybe tomorrow.

Do you want to slap me in the face right now?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I'm not into aggressive personal contact.

Do you believe in corporal punishment?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, sometimes. Not always.

Do you want to slap yourself right now?

 

[cerisecons]

Oh yes, I'm always onto personal punishment.

Does it makes sense to dig a hole if you've got nothing to put in it?