Yes or no

[Sajo]

Yes. I always did. I am not even sure if he is real....he might be an imposter from outer space.

Do you lock the toilet door even though you know you are the only person in the house?

 

[cerisecons]

No, it stays open all the time...

Do you really want to see Bieber again?

 

[Sajo]

No. Especially not on your toilet.

Is this the last question for tonight?

 

[cerisecons]

No, because Bieber is in the toilet...

Does Charlie Sheen have any more future in TV/entertainment?

 

[Sajo]

No. I doubt it.

Do I have a future on a TV show?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, I heard there was a show coming up for men that don't shower or shave.

Is money the root of all evil?

 

[Sajo]

Nooooo. Money is power, control over others, corruption. Wait. Yes it is.

Don't we all wish we had more money?

 

[cerisecons]

No, we all wish I had all the money.

Is there a reason you're not sending me cash now?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I need your account number, routing number and password first.

You trust me.....right?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but my PayPal works better.

You know that I do take cash via priority mail too, right?

 

[Sajo]

Oh, OK. Yes. I Do now. The check is in the mail.

Have you ever put firecrackers in a mailbox?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, m80's are great fun.

Have you ever flushed sodium metal down the toilet while in college?

 

[Sajo]

No. Just a lot of vomit.

Is it normal to go to the grocery store in pajamas and bedroom slippers, park in a handicap spot and walk right in?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, if you're a woman...

Are you a woman?

 

[Sajo]

No. But I am trying to become one.

Are we being followed?