Yes or no

[Sajo]

No! But he does have a one way ticket to anywhere but the US waiting for him at the bus station.

Do you like to listen to the static on empty radio channels?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I have the voices and ringing in my ears going on....

Are beans still the magical fruit?

 

[Sajo]

Yes they are. The more you eat the more you....

One more time, is this now the final question?

 

[cr6]

Yes

Are you two the only ones keeping this thread alive? (I'm not really here....this is an automated canned response) [emoji23]

S5 tap'n

 

[Sajo]

No. There we're 2 or 3 new people posting earlier today. Its catching on.

Can you see me now?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, you and CR are floating about the room...

Is it illegal to run naked about your own home?

 

[Sajo]

Nope, not at all. Especially with the blinds open. [emoji41]

Do you slap yourself when you make mistakes?

 

[furbearingmammal]

Yes, my forehead.

Is it wrong to wear a mock turtleneck sweater while hawking mock Apple products?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. The appropriate attire for that occasion is a tuxedo jacket and speedo.

Do household appliances scare you?

 

[Efin]

Yes, but Only at night when they attack.

Do the sheep still talk to you at night?

Sent from my Lollipop

 

[Sajo]

Was gonna say No. But now...maybe that's what I have been hearing? [emoji207] [emoji231]

Have you ever tried to kiss your own elbow?

 

[cerisecons]

No but I do lick it from time to time.

Does colored TP scare you?

 

[furbearingmammal]

No, unless the color rubs off.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

 

[cr6]

No, I never noticed because mine is always the last to arrive.

I asked this guy if he did landscaping, so he removed his shirt and said why yes, I am into manscaping.

Can ya dig it?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

No, and put your shirt back on, no more selfies

Have you every shaved your legs?