Yes or no

[cr6]

Yes, as long as it's a doublewide.

Do your boots scare alligators or ostriches?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Not yes or no, but mostly alligators and crazy rabid rodents.

Would you wear a rabbit skin jacket with your faux leather skirt?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, alligators, ostriches...every living thing on the planet is scared of them.

Do you scream for ice cream?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and I want it NOW!

Do others know that you're a sheep in wolves clothing?

 

[cr6]

No, I'm actually a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Don't you like my tie?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

No it doesn't match your painted nails.

Are you still wearing those fake vampire teeth?

 

[cr6]

Yes, but only on Tuesdays.

Does that dog hunt?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, he's a darned good shot with the 50 BMG.

Is milk still good a few weeks after the date on the bottle if kept out of the sun?

 

[cr6]

Yes, as long as you warm it up in the microwave for 10 minutes.

Does your milkshake really bring all the boys to the yard? If so, that's scary!

S5 tap'n

 

[furbearingmammal]

No, but my geese would scare them away anyway.

Is Arby's good mood food?

 

[cerisecons]

Maybe, if you have had a couple beers beforehand...

Is it true that Charlie tuna wasn't wanted?

 

[Sajo]

Oh yes, he was wanted all right. His picture is in every post office in my town.

Are you afraid of things you know are harmless?

 

[KooleyCat]

Yes. I know it's harmless when you're phone is overheating but I'm still afraid. Are you happy now?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, made it downtown without issues, parking open.

Are you celebrating St Patricks Day?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I am always happy. And YES - 2 green beers tonight for St Paddy's Day! Not happy to hear that your phone was overheating though

Have you ever tried to see if the light stayed on after you shut the refrigerator door?