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Yes or no

Yes, if they're Vegan and there is any eggs, milk or lard...

Would you date a Vegan that always criticized you for eating meat or the products...
 
Nope. One of my favorite foods is a good bacon cheeseburger.

Do you have random outbursts of strange emotions?
 
Yes, with cheese, with good food, straight out of a plastic bottle wrapped in a plain brown bag....

When watching TV, do you skip the shows and watch only commercials?
 
No. I don't own a TV. What is the Super Bowl? Never heard of it.

When you look in the mirror, do you see someone other than yourself?
 
Yes and No, depends if I'm playing a different character that day.

Did you remember to return the purse and pumps you borrowed from the ladies restroom?
 
No. Because I didn't "borrow" them...I stole them...fair & square.

Should we end this thread now and hit the self destruct button?
 
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