Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Yes, if they're dressed for Walmart but are at another store.

Are you happy tomorrow is Monday?

 

[Sajo]

I am happy when the next day ends in a y.

Does that make sense?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, better than the next day ending in jail...

Do you get nervous when a sheep winks at you?

 

[Sajo]

No. They are harmless. Now...when pigs start to fly...then we need to be nervous.

have you ever fallen asleep at work?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, at my desk, with the door locked, in meeting sign on door and a recording in the background... Worked Friday, and will again today....

Don't you wish that nap time was mandatory at work?

 

[Sajo]

Yes I do. [emoji42]

If you were in charge, would you let your employees sleep at work?

 

[cerisecons]

No way, they don't work hard enough. If they sleep, they fired.

Aren't you glad I'm not your boss?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Very glad. [emoji102]

Have you ever supervised people before?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, I am now, that's been my roll for over 20 yrs. But I'm an awesome boss, if you bring me gifts [emoji14].

Have you ever reported a boss, or co-worker?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, unfortunately. And it did not end well for anyone.

So you make your employees bring you gifts? [emoji320]

 

[cerisecons]

No, they just want to because I'm such an awesome boss.
That would be inappropriate to make it mandatory.

What happened?

Do you give your boss gifts for Holidays or birthday?

 

[Sajo]

No, not where I work. I do know people that do that. If anyone did that where I work the teasing would be relentless!

So you don't have an allowed "cat nap" time for your employees?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but the only allowed cat naps are followed by a nice gift. Cash works, and is appreciated.

Do you have the cash?

 

[Sajo]

No. My wife has it all. [emoji387] [emoji389]

Have you ever seen someone eat a banana and smoke a cigarette at the same time while driving?

 

[cr6]

I have some cash, not "the" cash.

Why don't we call them dog naps, when clearly dogs nap as well?

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