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Yes or no

No, I believe everything, even after its been "busted"... Love that show.

Have you decided to make things after seeing "How it's made"?
 
No, but I have seen more than a few dozen "weather-women" I'd like to have dated...

Do you believe that being a weatherperson in SoKal would be easy?
 
Nope. You have to fill that time with something other than "tomorrow will be the same as today, and the next day,and next day, and next day...."

Do you ever stare into a mirror just to make silly faces at yourself?
 
Yes. "We" are all looking. That hidden camera in your office is constantly uploading to the cloud. Smile for the camera! :D :eek:

Do you ever forget what you are saying in the middle of a sentence?
 
Yes, especially when I'm talking to.....
What was the questions?

Do you still what to be a beach bikini inspector at the retirement resort?
 
Sure. Is the pay good? Wait... Who cares about the pay.

When your dryer decides to "lose" socks....is it always only one sock that comes up missing?
 
Yes, otherwise we'd never know something is missing.
At a retirement resort huh? [emoji30]

Don't you love people that drive the wrong way down one way parking lots?
 
No. I usually ram them. Better have Allstate and be protected from mayhem....like me.

Is 50 really the new 40?
 
Yes, well I'm close, but I feel like a kid sometimes,,, especially when the diapers are loose.

Do you occasionally wear your depends when you have long lines to wait in?
 
Nope. I'm not as old as you...yet! [emoji2]

Have you ever found one of those "missing" socks in your dryer.......weeks later?
 
No, the monsters eat them, they are gone forever, and replaced.

Do you use your socks missing their pair as a sock puppet and entertain your clown friends?
 
Kind of. I do use them as sock puppets. But not for clown friends... They all abandoned me. [emoji26] I use them to entertain my imaginary friends. We have such fun! [emoji2]

Have you ever heard someone on a TV show say your name and you instantly answered?
 
Yes, and it makes me angry when they don't continue with the conversation, it's almost like they're not talking to me at all... [emoji30]

Did you keep the clown uniforms?
CR probably can use them if you do...
 
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