Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Yes, there will be peanuts in what he scoops.

And you like dancing bears?

 

[Sajo]

No. They have no claws and teeth. I prefer wild bears....more of a challenge to dance with.

Have you ever wrestled a wild bear?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but I've been wrestled with, and I won. For the Win.

I'm ready to shoot a wild bear are you?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. He is in my cross hairs as we speak.....[emoji203]


Did you say wild boar?

 

[cr6]

No, I won't shoot a bear in the woods while he's doing his business.

Can't you do something more productive, like trying to figure out if that tree that falls in the woods makes a sound if you're not there to hear it.

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but does it make a noise and does it bother the bear?

 

[cr6]

Only if the bear is using Charmin Ultra.

Will said bear bite you if you walk up to it and bark like a dog? Or will he looked perplexed and run away?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but only when he's doing his business and you have taken his Charmin.

Do bears prefer Charmin over bunnies?

 

[Sajo]

Well....bunnies are the best and are natural. But after being bombarded with Amazon ads for charmin....charmin has become the subconscious choice.

Don't you love how one search on any website floods your browser with Amazon ads?

 

[cr6]

Yes, but Amazon rocks! It's the Wal-Mart of the internet.

Do you love it when a plan comes together?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, like the winning game, I have won.

Aren't Werthers Originals the best hard candy?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, I do love it when a plan cones together.... Just like Hannibal. And yes....Werther's are awesome.

Back to the circus....does anyone actually make an elephant dung scooper?

 

[cr6]

Yeah, it's called a snow shovel.

Do you wish you worked in the circus so you could experience using that monster pooper scooper just once?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

No, it's your job.

Does the circus make a good home?

 

[cr6]

I passed on the offer and gave them your contact information.
Only if the clowns remove their makeup each night.

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle in the steel cage of death?

S5 tap'n