hahaha since you took that like a champ and didn't bite back here are some sites I use for reviews... g'luck:
Androidtapp dot com
androidshock dot com
appbrain dot com
pocketgamer dot CO dot UK - I like this site because it offers a fresh take on things and focuses more on news that individual game reviews, but fun nonetheless.
Unfortunately a lot of dorks are starting up useless "review" sites that have like 3 games that come up as the first results on Google. didn't realize that til now. my bad!
And I apologize about the flaming... was having a bad day but some coffee cheered me right up!