New Yahoo! Survey Suggests 25% of Women are Willing to Give Up Sex for Their Tablet

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This story is especially important for our male readers out there... we have some sad news to share with you. You spouse/significant other may be having an affair... an affair with their tablet device. Apparently, according to a recent survey, 1/4 of women surveyed would rather give up sex for a year than give up their tablets for a year. (scary thought of the day - if that trend increases our species could be doomed!!!!)

Yahoo! recently performed a survey regarding tablet habits in the average American household. Their results were quite intriguing to say the least. Here's a breakdown of the most interesting tidbits:
  • 62% of all U.S. tablet owners now say they use their tablets on a daily basis with an average use of 2.4 hours per day
  • 15% would give up their car for an entire year to be able to keep their tablet!
  • Tablets are now the second most fought over device in the living room, just behind desktops/laptops, and ahead of TV remotes.
  • A third of men frequently take their tablet to the bathroom.
  • Forty percent of women never take the tablet to the bathroom.
  • Twenty percent of women are happy to give up sex to keep their tablet.
  • Only half as many men would give up sex for their tablet (13%).
  • The tablet is the go-to wind-down device: 91% use their tablet in bed.
So, gentlemen, the next time you see your female in bed with her tablet, just take a moment to tease her. You might say something like, "Hey! Get your boyfriend out of my bed!" ;)

Source: Yahoo!
 

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Survey has no bases...13% of men would give up sex? Yeah right! I know no guy would do that unless he aint getting any from the start even then if presented with a nake chick in bed vs a tablet no guy in his right mind would opt out for a tablet. Lol..
 

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Define "sex"...

No, don't because this is a family friendly forum. Just saying!

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Those giving up sex are clearly using their tablet for porn (so they must have Android tablets?)
 

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I'd like to know the seriousness of the study

Was it just phone calls....or multiple choice...or in person....???

Too many variables.

Like if I call you, I can probably coax out a YES. If you're looking iat it on paper, w/nobody knowing who you are....you ain't goin' choose that!!!!
 

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lmao. Poor guys. Buy her the tablet as a gift to get sex and it backfires
 

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this thread is hilarious...
 
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