I FIXED IT!!
I saw a few mentions of people who've hacked the USB cord and wired it directly to the battery ports inside the phone, so I gave that a shot this morning, and it worked! Cut off the phone end of the USB cord, used only the Red (+) and Black (-) wires, opened up the phone and removed the back and middle plates, then wired the positive wire to the positive terminal, and negative to negative. I let it sit and charge for a little more than an hour, turned it on to see if it was charged, and AP Fastboot showed Battery OK, so I plugged it into the computer, ran RSD Lite (basicly I followed the video posted above) and after an hour-ish of flashing (my computer blows) it came back to life!!
I'm now downloading the new JB Root, since I had rooted it back when I was on ICS. Quick question: If I run CM11 Rom, does the stock ROM run at the same time, bogging down the speed or memory? If so, would my initial thought process (of FDR-ing the stock ROM so CM11 runs better) be correct? Or should I just leave it all running on stock and continue with the CM11 Rom? Also, what is the difference between the launchers in CM11? Initially it makes you choose between two homescreens but they both look identical to me. I didn't have much time to play with it.