Here's a sad, sad, sad, story.

[Matth3w]

I have 2275 posts or thereabout.

There is a 30 second flood control on the forum, so even if I had all 2275 posts typed out ahead of time and instantly copied and pasted, at the minimum I have spent 68,250 seconds posting on this forum.

It takes approximately 5 seconds of typing to reach at least ten characters plus hit submit, assuming that I don't need any time to think of the response, 11,375 more seconds...and that's a ridiculously conservative estimate. Some posts take 5-10 minutes to type out and figure what I want to say, link to images, etc.

11,375 + 68,250 = 79,625

79,625 / 60 = ~1327 minutes

1327 / 60 = 22.11 hours.

Factor in my Bugless Beast How To, my SetCPU How To, my Before/After Rooting How Tos, and god knows what else...plus actually reading every single thread on this forum almost every day.

And what you have there, folks, is one pathetic mother****er.

At least I have a bad ass Droid and a lot of interesting knowledge that only us Droiders care about to show for it. And if that wasn't bad enough, check this out....

Mazdas247:

* Total Posts: 20,016
* Posts Per Day: 7.70
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CorvetteForums:

* Total Posts: 10,050
* Posts Per Day: 12.53
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NASIOC:

* Total Posts: 1,421
* Posts Per Day: 0.87
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ArmyStudyGuide:

The Interrogator
Posts: 1357

 

[natediddy1120]

Yeah I would have to agree

 

[Matth3w]

You're not that far behind there chief. So you're a ****ing loser too.

 

[lockman]

I feel ya, brother. I have 3500 posts on a music forum, over 1000 of which are Cd uploads. I did the math like you did one time, it made me sad.

 

[spiralskygilligan]

You guys Rock!:heart:

 

[natediddy1120]

You're not that far behind there chief. So you're a ****ing loser too. :icon_ devil:

Yeah that's true.......

But not as bad as you...:icon_ devil:hahahahahhahahah

 

[cisco0910]

you hit it right on the head with the word"pathetic". you said out not me.

 

[HMJB]

+1
spammers rule!

 

[thebowers]

ADDICTED MUCH!!!! lol, but thanks for helping out with things.

 

[Matth3w]

That's nothing, really, check this out....

Mazdas247:

* Total Posts: 20,016
* Posts Per Day: 7.70
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* Find all threads started by Matthew


CorvetteForums:

* Total Posts: 10,050
* Posts Per Day: 12.53
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NASIOC:

* Total Posts: 1,421
* Posts Per Day: 0.87
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* Find all threads started by Matth3w

ArmyStudyGuide:

The Interrogator
Posts: 1357

 

[spiralskygilligan]

NO the site is really good and you PUT ALOT of great info in..... Thank all of you for the help! SO it really isn't wasted time... Atleast I don't think so but I don't matter...

Just trying to make it hurt less LOL

 

[knotbeerdan]

If it werent for people like you then this phone would not rock nearly as much!!! :yr1:

 

[Matth3w]

NO the site is really good and you PUT ALOT of great info in..... Thank all of you for the help! SO it really isn't wasted time... Atleast I don't think so but I don't matter...

Just trying to make it hurt less LOL

Nah, definitely not wasted time. I wouldn't consider it that. I especially enjoy helping with my BB thread. Gives me purpose. :icon_ banana:

 

[Droidfish]

Well thanks Matth3w for being so pathetic because your posts have been pretty dang helpfull in guiding me down my path to having a kick arse customized droid(as well as becoming a pathethic forum junkie)

Viva la smart phone revolucion!

 

[Abe21599]

some people just love threads more than others