It's Chuck Norris's Birthday We Need Facts!

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Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger were talking in front of God. God said "See this seat next to me? I want each of you to tell me why you believe you should get to have it." Arnold said "I believe I should get it because I have put back into the community and become famous by being a governor, actor, and body builder." Chuck Norris looked up at God and said "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

Happy Birthday Mr. Dr. Professor Norris
 
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there is no signs of life there
 

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chuck norris doesnt do push-ups, he pushes the earth down
 

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chuck norris once got a boner..... no one survived
 

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chuck norris knows where carmen san diego is
 

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Chuck Norris is not waiting for 2.1 and flash for his Droid.....
Adobe, Motorola and Verizon are waiting for Chuck Norris to give them the ok to release the update :icon_ devil:
 

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down.
 

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Speaking of 70, my dad turns 70 this year and this past saturday he made his 7th hole in one.
 

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Who's birthday?
 
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