Bionic the Tease!

[Iamthedragonwarrior]

So there's this really hot guy. I met him in January and was instantly impressed! But you see, he's flaky. He will send me pictures of his awesome bod and tell me he's coming to see me soon... but then he never shows and doesn't even explain why. I hear rumors about him all the time, some good and some bad. Finally I hear that he is definitely coming to see me, but he still won't commit to a date! :icon_evil:

I'm starting to get concerned that maybe he's just worried he won't "perform" well when I finally get him all to myself! Hmmmm, maybe he's just not worth the wait! -)

 

[brad92]

So there's this really hot guy. I met him in January and was instantly impressed! But you see, he's flaky. He will send me pictures of his awesome bod and tell me he's coming to see me soon... but then he never shows and doesn't even explain why. I hear rumors about him all the time, some good and some bad. Finally I hear that he is definitely coming to see me, but he still won't commit to a date! :icon_evil:

I'm starting to get concerned that maybe he's just worried he won't "perform" well when I finally get him all to myself! Hmmmm, maybe he's just not worth the wait! -)

Since you are referring to the Bionic as a hot guy, I hope you are a chick...

CM74DX

 

[Iamthedragonwarrior]

So there's this really hot guy. I met him in January and was instantly impressed! But you see, he's flaky. He will send me pictures of his awesome bod and tell me he's coming to see me soon... but then he never shows and doesn't even explain why. I hear rumors about him all the time, some good and some bad. Finally I hear that he is definitely coming to see me, but he still won't commit to a date! :icon_evil:

I'm starting to get concerned that maybe he's just worried he won't "perform" well when I finally get him all to myself! Hmmmm, maybe he's just not worth the wait! -)

Since you are referring to the Bionic as a hot guy, I hope you are a chick...



CM74DX

LOL yes.... and a very impatient chick at that! I want my hot man Bionic now! If he keeps making me wait, I might have to dump him for his big brother Dinara.....

 

[mike02vr6]

Thank god! I was going to ask the same question.

a very impatient chick at that Aren't you all?

j/k

 

[dominick_7]

So there's this really hot guy. I met him in January and was instantly impressed! But you see, he's flaky. He will send me pictures of his awesome bod and tell me he's coming to see me soon... but then he never shows and doesn't even explain why. I hear rumors about him all the time, some good and some bad. Finally I hear that he is definitely coming to see me, but he still won't commit to a date! :icon_evil:

I'm starting to get concerned that maybe he's just worried he won't "perform" well when I finally get him all to myself! Hmmmm, maybe he's just not worth the wait! -)

The longer the wait, the more Dinara looks better, though it sounds good regardless. But it better NOT be a man.. shudder. Seriously though, Anything past August 4th and I'll be mad.

 

[brad92]

So there's this really hot guy. I met him in January and was instantly impressed! But you see, he's flaky. He will send me pictures of his awesome bod and tell me he's coming to see me soon... but then he never shows and doesn't even explain why. I hear rumors about him all the time, some good and some bad. Finally I hear that he is definitely coming to see me, but he still won't commit to a date! :icon_evil:

I'm starting to get concerned that maybe he's just worried he won't "perform" well when I finally get him all to myself! Hmmmm, maybe he's just not worth the wait! -)

Since you are referring to the Bionic as a hot guy, I hope you are a chick...



CM74DX

LOL yes.... and a very impatient chick at that! I want my hot man Bionic now! If he keeps making me wait, I might have to dump him for his big brother Dinara.....

I'm available with no waiting list.

J/k haha

I just want the phone to come out so everybody can quit speculating and spreading rumors.

CM74DX

 

[Wonmotyme]

Can anybody confirm, for now at least, I thought an article I read said the Dinarra was going to have a "non-removable" battery. If this is fact, WTF!

Das one hella Bamf ta knock the 3 sense in ya!

 

[Vulcan1600]

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