Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Yes, so you see that I'm auditing your taxes, yep, not busy, just taking my time...

Got all those receipts?

 

[Sajo]

No. I shred all papers immediately. I have an app and shredder that connects to my phone. It folds up and fits in a pocket...very handy. Since I have not paid taxes in 27.5 years, the audit will be quick.

Have you ever skipped a year and just not paid taxes, then started paying again the next year?

 

[cerisecons]

Skipped, what's that...

Have you been contacted yet by the men in black?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. But then they flashed a light in my face and now I can't remember anything.

Do you love the IRS?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, repeat after me, I love the govt, and everything they do.
-flash-
What?

Are you there?

 

[Sajo]

No. I am not there....I am here.

Are you there yet?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I'm in limboville...

Does Denny's make the best milkshakes?

 

[Sajo]

Hmmmm....that's a Maybe. Because Steak & Shake is pretty good too.

You have Denny's in So CA?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, Isn't Denny's international?
It's the 230 am, go to after closing the bar to sober up before work place... At least that's what CR told me, I don't drink...

Do you believe that?

 

[furbearingmammal]

Yes. Having seen the denizens of Denny's at 2AM, sobering up is the last thing I want to do, however.

Is it wrong that I have a sudden craving for French toast even though I'm not hungry and am perfectly sober?

 

[cerisecons]

No, French toast is simply delicious, even better with crumbled bacon on top.

Should bacon be it's own food group?

 

[furbearingmammal]

No, unless chocolate gets one too.

Is real maple syrup worth more than $50/gallon?

 

[cerisecons]

No, we get our real Vermont syrup for under 15 a gallon at Costco.
Chocolate does have its own...

Should vegans need to register as insane?

 

[Sajo]

No. Some might consider the that to be non politically correct and cruel.

Do you like veggie burgers?

 

[cerisecons]

No, they're nasty.
I wasn't saying a national insanity order, I was saying "shall we"...

Is Miley Cyrus your favorite singer / actor. And do you wish to be like/with her?