Yes or no

[Sajo]

Yes. Very crazy. Especially since I don't remember that thing.

Are you drinking?

 

[cerisecons]

Nope, naturally off, but maybe you're drinking, because I remember it very well.

Can I get you another?

 

[Sajo]

Yes please. Cold frosty mug.

Is your memory slipping?

 

[cerisecons]

Not since the accident and the medication...

Are you still dealing with that "thing"?

 

[Sajo]

No. It's been "handled".

Have you found the hidden camera yet?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, obviously it's not yours of you would have told me several things now...

Did you know that the cameras on your phone sends everything back to big brother?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I knew that. When I use my phone, my whole head and face are covered in aluminum foil to prevent that.

Is your phone ringing?

 

[cerisecons]

No but my ears and TV is..

Did you know that the front camera is made to look through foil?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Bummer! Plan B: smash phone with a hammer...no more camera.

Have you reached the end of yes / no questions?

 

[cerisecons]

Not necessarily, unless true or false is easier.

Are they still at your door?

 

[Sajo]

No. I ran them off with a shotgun.

Is that your final question?

 

[cerisecons]

No, what kind of shotgun, 12/20...

Did you register it with the people?

 

[Sajo]

No. Its mine. No need to register. Its big, big enough.

Is happiness contagious?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, unless someone died.

I'm happy are you?

 

[Sajo]

Yes I am. And I know it. And I am clapping my hands.

Do you like to smile at strangers.