Yes or no

[cerisecons]

No, there are no laces on flip flops.
Does your monkey wear a hat on Thursday?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. A different color hat for every day that ends in Y.

Is it OK to go to the grocery store in your pajamas to buy cheep beer?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes and no, pj's are OK, cheap beer, not OK.
Is life worth living without coffee in the morning?

 

[Sajo]

No.

The best part of waking up is coffee in my cup....Right?

 

[cerisecons]

No, coffee in my cup!
I am always right, yes!?

 

[Sajo]

Nope.

Are you delusional?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, Isn't it obvious?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Just a little.

Isn't Tombstone a much better movie than Wyatt Earp?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but Wyatt Earp is supposed to be more historical.
Does sugar really help the medicine go down?

 

[Sajo]

No. Booze helps medicine go down.

Is it normal to sit in n a dark room all alone and laugh hysterically for no reason?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, especially in CR's world, and after taking the medicine with the booze
Is it possible to rain dogs and cats?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. But only when pigs fly.

Have you ever found your own picture on the people of Wal mart website?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but I've seen many I should have taken and submitted.
Does Barney still make you feel fuzzy and purple inside?

 

[Sajo]

No. He creeps me out. Dinosaurs don't dance!

Have you ever wished you were a wizard?

 

[cerisecons]

No, because I already am...
Do you really want to know when you are going to turn into a frog?