Yes or no

[Sajo]

Nope. It was the dog....i swear!

Do you suffer from Nomophobia?

 

[Efin]

Yes, yes yes, I'd rather be punished by several rabid co-eds wearing a tiny bikinis during spring break than that...

Do you remember the old coca cola bottle vending machines? And did you ever pop the tops and pour the soda in a cup full of ice?...

 

[Sajo]

Yes and no. Yes I do remember them. There was an appliance repair store near my bus stop growing up. I remember how cool it was to save up the (.20 cents ???) to buy a cold bottle after school and pop the top on the opener built into the machine. Wow....serious flashback moment.

Did you know that adding a can of coke to your laundry is a good stain remover (and helps remove the fuel smell is your clothes get wet with gas / diesel)?

 

[Efin]

No, I didn't know that, probably the acid in the soda...

Did you know that you're drinking acid in most soda products?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, but it's so much sweeter & tastes better than the acid from my car battery.

Do you know anyone who suffers from Domatophobia?

 

[Efin]

Yes, just this morning one asked me for money for food then stumbled and cursed as he walked away.

Do you give money to street people?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. If they mow & rake my yard, wash & wax my Jeep, and cook dinner. Hasn't happened yet though.

Do you ever talk to your computer / monitor / keyboard at work and then sit & wait for a reply?

 

[Efin]

Yes talking does occur, but I don't like the responses...

Do you still suffer from Cacophobia every morning when you look in the mirror?

 

[Sajo]

No. I sing "Im too sexy" every morning.

You know...you remember this song?

 

[Efin]

Yes it was my girlfriends, at the time, favorite song...

Do you wish your wife had Aurophobia?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, of course. Every man wishes for that. I would have two new cars by now.

Can you recite any of Drill SGT Hartman's lines from full metal jacket by heart?

 

[Efin]

Yes, and no, only If only I'd actually watched the entire movie... It didn't keep my interest.

Do you still keep a box of white Zinfandel in your fridge?

 

[Sajo]

What? No. No. And No.

Full Metal Jacket didn't hold your interest..... Hmmm....I think that's un-American. You have to surrender that rifle you carry in your truck.

Do you believe that "the Donalds" hair is real? That hair had to come from an elite alien race.

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[Efin]

Yes, just a wacky style.
If he can't afford real hair, no one can.
You'd probably think I'm un-American because I'm not a John Wayne fan either....

Does the thought of seeing Hillary Clinton in a bikini still make you randy?

 

[Sajo]

No. But it did just make me throw up....

Could you live in one of these trendy, new fangled 300 square foot homes?

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