Yes or no

[cr6]

I have a large vessel in dry dock.

Do you have your boat shows on?

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[Sajo]

No. I don't own any boat shows.

Do you enjoy sitting by the dock on the bay, watching the tide roll away?

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[cr6]

No, I use all temperature Cheer.

Is your tide crimson?

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[Sajo]

No way. But my bologna has a first name

Do you know the ancient chinese secret?

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[Efin]

Yes

Do you want to pay for the answer?

 

[Sajo]

No. I already know everything. Just ask me.

Do you enjoy a fresh, clean haircut at an authentic, old fashioned barber shop (hot shaving cream & straight razor)?

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[Efin]

No, no, no, I had a barber as a kid and it creeped me out. Only had my hair cut by women for the last 30ish years.

Do you trust a man with a straight edge at your neck?

 

[Sajo]

Yes I do. Just left the barber shop. It does not bother me at all. I'm so used to real barber shops that I don't think I could ever go anywhere else.

Do you shave your legs for casual Fridays?

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[Efin]

No, there are no sheers that could cut the verge here.

Do your nylons fit better after you shave?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Similar to your answer....I don't think there is a razor strong enough to shave these legs.

Do you grow a beard every year for "no shave November" or "Movember"?

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[Efin]

Yes, just add it to the Van Dyke I've shaved off only once in 18 yrs. Usually keep it for the winter too.

Did you need to shave early in life?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I think I started at 3 years old....

Is it true that it rains diamonds on Saturn?

 

[Efin]

No, because Saturn is a big ball of gas.

Are you ever a big ball of gas?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, but only after eating hard boiled eggs and washing it down with a Lager.

Have you ever shoved your arm up into a vending machine to retrieve something that got stuck?

 

[Efin]

No, never, and that machine fell over on its own, I swear...

Have you ever apologized for something you didn't do?