Yes or no

[Sajo]

Depends on the definition of "high paying". 7 figures....Yes. Less than that....???

Have you re-read your previous question? Does it make sense to you?

 

[cerisecons]

No, there is no such thing as a high paying job being a janitor for circus animals, but I figured you wanted to be a Clown, so it fit, $20 an hr...

Is $20hr not high enough for you?
Remember, you get to dress up as a clown...?

 

[Sajo]

I will do it for 20 an hour....but only if I get to stand outside your office dressed as a clown and repeat "we all float down here cerisecons" over and over

Do we have a deal?

 

[cerisecons]

No, that would be too easy, for that, I'll sign a contract now at $5hr, and I've moved my office to Idaho, so you can head up there now.

Does telling yourself that "you're the best and always loved" while your heads in a bucket of water bobbing for apples still make you happy?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Yes it does. I always tell myself that I am the best.

Are you sending me to Idaho to mess with someone that has a user name similar to cr6......and you are not really in Idaho?

 

[cerisecons]

LOL, I wouldn't do that..., he is the potato burglar though...

Are you saying you wouldn't like the western side of the Rocky Mountains? Sounds like you be dissin them...

 

[Sajo]

Nope. I have driven through there and its beautiful country.

When you check into a hotel do you always look for your name in the room's phone book?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but I have been writing your name and number on all the public restrooms I've used...
Does that count?

 

[Sajo]

No. It does not count. But it does explain why I have been receiving very strange phone calls late at night. Thanks buddy!

Have you ever dialed one of those bathroom wall numbers..... Just to see who would answer?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I don't want to talk to any of my Ex's...

Have you ever written next to a note something funny, or changed the phone number to a ex's number?

 

[Sajo]

No. But I have scratched through existing phone numbers and wrote yours in there place. I figured you would not mind.

Is your phone ringing now?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but my ears are, she never stopped talking, how can you take it?

Do I win now?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. You win a free trip to the nearest clinic.

Have you ever wanted to be an actor on a daytime Soap?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but I did want to date some of the actresses...

Did you watch the soaps with your mom when you were at home, sick?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, once in a while. I can't remember now which one she liked so much back then. They were sooooo cheesy!

Do you plan to send the new "special text" to all your iPhone 6 friends, the one that makes the phone shut down?