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Joke/ pickup lines? :)



I guess I'll start off with the classic

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive?"

.."Cause she's a women"




"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood."
 

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How does an eskimo build his house?













He glues (igloos) it together!
 

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
 

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That dress looks great on you! But it would look way better on the floor next to my bed. :icon_eek:
 

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*as you look at the tag on her shirt*

"yep, just like I thought... made in Heaven!"
 

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Good thread, But let's keep it Family Friendly.....;)
 

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Well, Darkseider's pickup line could lead to a family, sooo.... :)
 

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OLD ONE HERE:

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
 

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Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
 

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I think we should make up our own Droid jokes haha

*Cue Barry White Music and THIS guy's voice* (that video is totally clean, if you worry when you see the title... and quite funny)

"Baby, if you allow me root access, I'll adb push my su to you and bring you some Simply Stunning Chaos. Then I can become your Succulent Desire.... and don't worry, I'm clocked to just the right frequency to make sure you don't Ultimately regret meeting me instead of somebody more Incredible. My name?.... well, some call me Woodyman, take that however you want to baby. But to those that know me the best, I'm simply known as ... 'The Shizzzz'... yeah that's right. What was that... a screen protector?! I ain't no iPhone baby, I haven't been in the pants of almost every girl out there. But you don't have anything to worry about, beautiful, b/c I'm Bugless. Cyanogen, baby, Cyanogen... What, you don't know what that means either? Well, you're in for a surprise, I'm told it's the hottest new lingo on the street... But that's why they call me 'The Shizzzzzz'... "
 
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