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  1. Diordna

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    Joke/ pickup lines? :)



    I guess I'll start off with the classic

    "Why can't Hellen Keller drive?"

    .."Cause she's a women"




    "A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood."
     
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    How does an eskimo build his house?













    He glues (igloos) it together!
     
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    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
     
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    Why is Helen Kellers Leg all yellow..


    Her dogs blind too..
     
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    That dress looks great on you! But it would look way better on the floor next to my bed. :icon_eek:
     
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    *as you look at the tag on her shirt*

    "yep, just like I thought... made in Heaven!"
     
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    Good thread, But let's keep it Family Friendly.....;)
     
  8. jntdroid

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    Well, Darkseider's pickup line could lead to a family, sooo.... :)
     
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    Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella?


    Fo' Drizzle...
     
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    oh that's good...
     
  11. DessoThumbs

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    OLD ONE HERE:

    "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
     
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