1. You have the words “Death Before Dishonor” tattooed somewhere on your body... In Klingon.
2. You get more excited about hooking up your new HD TV than you are about the birth of your first child... Though that’s actually okay since you spent more time on the cables than the conception.
3. You can has cheezburger. You can has cheezburger every day!
4. You passed up on a date with a real woman just to play Halo.
5. Your voicemail message includes the phrase “May the Force be With You”.
6. N00Bz Ph33r U.
7. You still fantasize about Xena, Warrior Princess.
8. You had a Bard-class character back when you played Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 1st Edition. Hell, you played 1E AD&D.
9. You once told someone you’d “rather kiss a Wookie” in an argument -- right before attempting the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
10. You built your own light up Tron suit.

If you don't know about number 10... tronguy.net: All about Jay Maynard, the TRON Guy

Number three is Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Lets go through this... lol, no tatoos, 2. Definetly 3. i could? 4. Nope...CODMW2 5. Definetly, evn from some messages as well. i find live long and prosper a more appropriate saying though.. 6. Haha 7. Nope... Ick. 8. never played but heard good things. 9. Nope...But thats a great idea. 10, why build one? Just enter tron yourself...duh!

Good list but getting all the innuendo in this video from another thread should be on there (I'll repost for anyone that missed the thread, it's worth a watch):
My Blackberry Is Not Working

i remember this. Lol, funny in a british way. (humor from british sometimes fails in my mind)

Agreed, but this was right on (save for the 'Orange' reference most people should pickup on everything).

Actually, number 10 was a bit too risque for the forum, so I edited it. But yes, someone actually did this.

And number 3 is a little dated but still appropriate. Going to have to update the Xena one, though. I think next year it'll be the terminator chick from the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

It is 'next year'!!! and Yes!

Summer Glau:


12Ga pump action with a pistol grip wins out over old sword any day!!

Yeah, her. I didn't watch the show (or Xena, but there's something geeks seem to like about women with big weapons that I'm not looking into), but I'm told she's hot. If it were me, I'd go for 13 from House.

(Or Cuddy.)

Cuddy DEF!!! 13 is to skinny, looks anorexic. Now Cuddy:icon_ banana: not to mention the whole 'cougar' aspect:icon_ banana:

+1 13 is definitely replacing number 10. This is official.dancedroid Cuddy is definitely in the mix as well...such a dillema.

You have the words “Death Before Dishonor” tattooed somewhere on your body... In Klingon.

You know it baby

You get more excited about hooking up your new HD TV than you are about the birth of your first child... Though that’s actually okay since you spent more time on the cables than the conception.

My first child will be an HD TV

You can has cheezburger. You can has cheezburger every day!

Kinky isn't it?

You passed up on a date with a real woman just to play Halo.

She wasn't legally real.

Your voicemail message includes the phrase “May the Force be With You”.

Horse, not Force
Don't judge me

N00Bz Ph33r U.

733t sp33k iz s0 aw3s0m3!!1!

You still fantasize about Xena, Warrior Princess.

I don't know if I was alive back then. She's probably out of this world though;]

You had a Bard-class character back when you played Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 1st Edition. Hell, you played 1E AD&D.

Oh, you read my mind..... no

You once told someone you’d “rather kiss a Wookie” in an argument -- right before attempting the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

No, I did kiss a wookie in an apartment, I just told someone I was going to vulcan nerve pinch them and I did..... they were never found again.

You built your own light up Tron suit.

The girlfriend loves it.

Guess I don't make a good geek.dancedroid

I still have all my AD&D 1E Books......
And Dice.

Updated the OP with a couple links...

RETG, you saying you DO have a tattoo in Klingon?

Nope. Never could find a tatoo artist who wrote Klingon. Would have settled for Romulan.dancedroid

Hell yes to both...good taste


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(lit: May I die before I cause myself to be dishonored)

Death before dishonor. In Klingon.