This could be Me.....

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    A policeman pulled over a pickup truck owner for a faulty tail light. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card, and a concealed-weapon carry permit.

    The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said, "Mr. Smith, I see you have a permit to carry a concealed weapon. Do you have any weapons with you?"

    The driver replied, "Yes sir, I have a .357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box, and a .22 derringer in my boot."

    The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

    "Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12-gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

    The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said, "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"

    Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a damn thing!"
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    This was me for 3 years, but after completing my term with the Israeli special forces i truly am not afraid of anything.

    Tapped from my Sourcerized D1