The OG girlfriend versus the D3 girlfriend

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  1. aggiechase37

    aggiechase37 Member

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    Going from the OG Droid to the D3 is like dumping your girlfriend who was "hot enough" and you knew what she was going to do and she was a lot more "open" about things. She wasn't quite as smart, and could stand to lose some weight, but damnit she wanted to do anything that you wanted to do.



    Then you start dating her much hotter sister with whom everything looks great on the outside but then turns out to be a psycho who "lags" around when it comes time to go "home", freaks out when you try to take her picture, and has "locked" opinions about the world which she refuses to compromise with.



    Deep down you just wish that you could combine the two and have the ultimate girlfriend, a nexus of the two extremes, but such is life...unless you start looking outside the family;)



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    Yes, you describes your love life. You forgot to add they both end up failing you and thus you get to be alone, sprinting to watch your adult movies in 3d at home.

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    I demand access to these 3d adult films you speak of.

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    Wait till you see 3D adult games in 3D Vision Surround :icon_ banana: . Who needs real girls with all this technology ?
     
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    Genius!!!

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    You shouldn't be fooling around with the sister. Be the kind of guy people depend on and leave the sister. Go back to the hottie and treat her right. Thats what a real man would do.
     
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    You cotton picking thread jackers and your 3d porn!

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    Some people just take it too far. This is closed!

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