My name is hookbill, and I'm an Angry Bird…. I don't really know why everybody is so fascinated with this game but apparently there are a whole lot of you out there. I had it too, until a few moments ago. I just uninstalled it. Why does Angry Birds need access to my outgoing SMS? I have unlimited texting and I know Angry Birds is reputable, but it just makes me angry that they need access to all that. Yes, I imagine I could send an email to the devs…..but I have a right to rant on the Forum too, don't I? So don't give me any of those logical answers. I want wild theories of conspiracy and theft. Go for it.