Some wisdom for today

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    - Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

    - What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

    - If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

    - Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?

    - Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?

    - Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

    - Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

    – Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

    – 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

    – Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

    – The doctors who told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

    – If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.

    – Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

    – If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
     
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