I would consult a shaman, because I think you're cursed.
But if the Droid is leaving a bad taste in your mouth, then you probably couldn't go wrong with the Incredible. It's a shame that you've had such bad experiences, because the Droid is top notch.
Tomorrow I will be receiving my 4th Droid.
Droid 1 (purchased at launch) - Camera was not functional, screen wobbled. - Phone was replaced next day.
Droid 2 - Incredibly bad screen wobble when the screen was slid open (from day 1 of owning the phone), camera had that awful purple hue in the center of the pictures, 4 soft keys were all different shades of purple, when the screen wasn't open there was an awful click sound coming from the top left corner which was rather annoying.
Droid 3 - Incredibly bad screen wobble when the screen was slid open (after having the Droid for 2 months), purple hue in the center of the pictures, the 4 soft keys are 4 different colors, the battery cover no longer stays on the majority of the time and the space bar sticks (I text a lot).
Droid 4 - Phone will be arriving tomorrow. The guy on tech support told me all of my issues were rather common and it only took a couple minutes for him to send me another Droid. He said if there are problems with this one that they will work on getting me a different device.
I've had no issues with calls or GPS, both have worked fantastically well.
I think your being WAY to anal about your phones. I doubt half of them actually had anything wrong with them.
1st droid- got on launch day lastest me till late dec when it started having everyone whispering into my ear if it was on the receiver or the speaker.
2nd droid- smashed in may after leaving on the back of my dads jeep when i borrowed it and put the top down since it was a nice day.
3rd- still on it