More Reasons/Proof the Droid isn't ready for prime time

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  1. JayMonster
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    1. No dial tone. I mean come on Ma Bell has had a dial tone for over 100 years.

    2. Google Sky Map - Sure it shows you the planets you can see in the sky... but does it tell you what restaurants are there? I don't think so

    3. No support for WPG files - How will I ever be able to see my friends WordPerfect 5.1 Graphics?

    4. Can't remote start my coffee maker.

    5. Doesn't hide my text messages to my girlfriend when my wife looks at the phone.

    6. Critical processes don't work when I shut them down.

    7. Doesn't work when I shut it off.

    8. 5 MP pictures don't appear properly on my buddies Razr

    9. It doesn't know what I want to do, and just do it without me having to know how to use it.

    10. No Parallel Port - How the hell am I supposed to print? My 286 could do that.

    I'm sure I have missed more, what features have you found "missing" from your Droid?
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    LOL Thought ya were serious till i got to number 2.
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    I thought he was serious until number 4 o_O
    lol just had a good laugh

    4. Can't remote start my coffee maker.
    7. Doesn't work when I shut it off.
    8. 5 MP pictures don't appear properly on my buddies Razr
    9. It doesn't know what I want to do, and just do it without me having to know how to use it.
    10. No Parallel Port - How the hell am I supposed to print? My 286 could do that.

    Funny as hell, nice!
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    hahahahaha, me too
    thats hilarious, i was worried for a second that my christmas present actually is bad
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    LOVE IT!!! Funny post.. hopefully mods dont get their panties in a twist and delete this.
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    Wasn't what I was expecting. Pleasant surprise
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    Oh yeah and it won't remote start my car.....yet. ;)
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    that would be hella cool.
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    My favorite one :icon_eek:
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    Saw the title then I saw who posted it and I was like "wth? this is weird" clicked thru....and well you know : )

    Yeah yeah you got us. Thread deleted, 3 infraction points for Jay.......... lol
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    But why? Why can't it start my coffee maker? Surely there must be a solution.
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    Television remote control program.

    I had on my old Ipaq phone, a program that took the place of my remotes for my TV and stereo and dvd player etc...
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    I believe there is a tv remote program lol
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    serious YAWN. If Jay Leno had a top ten list, THIS would be it.

    Here's a recap of this top 10:

    1. fail
    2. fail
    3. fail
    4. fail
    5. fail
    6. fail
    7. fail
    8. fail
    9. fail
    10. fail
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    Some people FAIL to have a sense of humor. :rolleyes:

    Anyway I caught on on the first post, though I must admit I was ready to come in here with my "As an ex Storm owner let me tell you what isn't ready for prime time" speech.

    Very nice OP.
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    Someone needs to make a "turbo" button app.
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    nah...only your post :icon_ devil:
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    Forget your car, it doesn't make my bus appear at the stop exactly when I want it!
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    Now that everyone's putting video on their Droid, how come it doesn't have DLP, so we can watch movies in 3D?
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    11. Doesn't automagically hide porn
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