Discussion in 'Off Topic Forum' started by Backnblack, May 11, 2011.
Now thats funny. As if stealing wasnt stupid enough, he goes and pulls a knife on 4 Marines and stabs 1. Yeah, thats really smart. And I'm doubtful he got those injuries from falling of a curb, though. I would've love to have seen that ass whoppin.
:icon_ banana: Go Marines :icon_ banana:
He 'DID' get those injuries from that fall!!!... it says so on the police report!!...
Drugs are bad, um-kay....
Wow that curb beat his ass
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Hillarious. Glad the Marine is OK.
Confirms what Semper Fi means when injury is inflicted on one of our own.
Me too. I know we're just human, but I like to believe it takes more than a knife to stop a Marine. Although, it looks like it just takes a "curb" to stop stupidity.
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See, even the police choose the moral road over the law sometimes. I, too, am glad the Marine is fine.
A co-worker of mine had a similar situation.
My co-worker encounters a guy beating the crap out of a woman in the parking lot at work (a fairly secluded place). He grabs the guys shoulder to pull him off of her, the dude swings and misses. My co-worker seizes the opportunity and the guy's nose and orbital socket magically become broken. Later when the police arrive, my co-worker is nursing a broken thumb while telling the cop exactly what happened, the cop says, "you injured your hand on the car door, correct". Of course after the cops catch the scumbag, he tries to blame my co-worker for the nose and eye socket, my co-worker denies any physical altercation, and has the police report to back it up.
Come to find out the guy lured his estranged gf out to our parking lot (apparently he owed her money), and she thought since it was a public place, that she would be safe. Thankfully, for her, my co-worker knows karate, and since he quit smoking, went out during the middle of every work day for more chewing gum.
Incident actually took place, the the paragraph about suspect being beaten appears to have been added as an email invention.
snopes.com: Stabbed Marine
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