Laugh of the day!

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  1. redbert31

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    That's trouble!!

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  2. me just sayin

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    Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.

    When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?"

    "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.

    The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

    When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."
     
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    Dear Father,

    $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply �an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

    Love,
    Your $on.

    After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

    Dear Son,

    I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

    Love,
    Dad
     
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    I've seen this one before but it's always funny and true!

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  5. me just sayin

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    when stealing jokes to copy and paste, I'm bound to get those thats been seen before :) now off to find some more to steal ;-P
     
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    Keep 'em coming! I look forward to them.

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    Hi Tis! Missed you in the forum this winter... I've been taking care of my dog who had spinal cord surgery and needs a lot of nursing TLC.. Hope you had a good winter. Third nor'easter beginning tonight for us

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    Hi red! Think the nor'easter may miss us... maybe. Oh hope your pup does well with recovery. My winter has been swallowed up by taking care of parents. Looking forward to Spring!

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  9. me just sayin

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    Little Johnny's new baby brother is screaming up a storm. He asks his mom, "Where'd we get him?"

    His mother replies, "He came from Heaven, Johnny."

    Johnny says, "Wow! I can see why they threw him out!"
     
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    Hahaha!

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    something a bit different. how about a funny video

     
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    I bet you 125851265228542 dollars that you didn’t bother to read that number. You just cruised right over it, didn’t you? You didn’t even notice I put a letter in it. Well I didn’t – but you went back and looked anyway. My, you are quite predictable!
     
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