It's Chuck Norris's Birthday We Need Facts!

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    Chuck Norris turns 70 today. How is that possible? That gives me a good excuse to feed my need for Chuck Norris facts. Don't copy and paste the whole web site, just give us a few of your favs

    When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris's hand is the only one that can beat a Royal Flush

    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
     
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    When Chuck Norris jumps in a river he doesn't get wet, the river gets Chuck Norris.
     
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    Chuck Norris Counted to infinity.....Twice!
     
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    Ordinary people sit on the beach and get a sun tan....Chuck Norris sits on the sun and gets an earth tan....true story....it has been confirmed by a verizon rep....:icon_ banana:
     
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    Now that right there was funny.....

    You all are trying to make me the thread killer....I am not having it...LOL
     
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    Debbie did Dallas because she couldnt handle Chuck Norris.
     
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    Long ago Chuck Norris upper cut a horse in the chin... Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
     
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    Chuck Norris went on vacation to the Virgin Islands...


    Now they are known as 'the Islands'.
     
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    i like the jack bauer threads as well. maybe i should start one.
     
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    Geico saved 15% on their car insurance by switching to Chuck Norris

    Little boys wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

    god i forgot my list of Chuck Norris jokes..
     
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    all 99 of Jay-z's problems are Chuck Norris.
     
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    When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
     
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    Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom...

    also if you haven't seen it

     
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    Chuck Norris didn't get the flu. the flu got Chuck Norris
     
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