Is this what your phone looks like?

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    According to ASCII Media Works’ Weekly ASCII computer magazine your phone may just look like this if it were human. The characters of Hana no Android Gakuen (Android School of Flowers) are named after the different handset manufacturers. The Comic book series by Noriyuki Kayama is based on, you guessed it, several Android handset manufacturers.

    We think Android has never looked so good. The LG Revolution's lines cannot come close to Elle G's slim sexy legs and Motorola's industrial designs fall way short of the buxom blonde Moto Laura.

    For you information the girls Professor is no one else but..........Professor Google (applause.) Wouldn't you know it he has married Moto Laura but he claims she gets no special treatment. We'll see about that one won't we?

    There is no english version of the comic yet but head on over to ASCII to get to know all the characters. Google translate comes in handy.

    Source: Droiddog
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    Haha! I always knew my bionic was sexy but jeez.....a little over the top?

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    I think they mixed up the HTC and Samsung
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    Uh...I REALLY like Motorola and Samsung.
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    Me gusta, they got Samsung spot on, but the rest are overestimated [​IMG]
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    I agree, Samsung has been pushing for minimalist but powerful for a while, it's HTC with the light-up-charm and the fancy-Beats by Dre that's trying hard to show off...
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    Unfortunately, the Beats gambit has completely steered any audiophiles away from HTC. Moto's representation seems spot on though. Playful and pleasing to use phone. At least mine is.

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    I'd have hoped the manufacturers would be modeled by real women instead of cartoons but whatever, I guess some 14 year olds will get off on the idea.
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    Do you NOT remember Jessica Rabbit? From Who Framed Roger Rabbit??? :p

    LMAO!! You just HAD to go there didnt ya....
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    My Motorola is defective, it only has one bulbous protrusion, it's on the back, and it's not big or round enough.
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    man....LG so much sexier than my HTC LOL
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    I'd bet Moto and Samsung would be a lot of fun together...

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    Lol. Of course my phone is the "loose morals" Samsung looking one. :happy3:
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    and it's more of a hunchback than a booty, isn't it?


    Moto Rola-chan's the only one with a logo worked into her, isn't she?

    edit: wait, no, i missed it. Elle G's is more subtle, but it's there
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    Even though I'm not a fan of LG phones, I prefer the look of the LG one.

    No surprise that the moto gal has a generous rack. In anime, American girls are VERY busty. It's a nice trait we have. According to Azumanga daioh.
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    Well Samsung has a rather large bosom as well....just saying. But I love the representation of the manufacturers. Makes my Bionic seem way sexier. I guess her first name is Targa and her last is Moto Rola Chan???
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    That she does...

    I went over to the site this was on. The pictures made me laugh so hard.

    Android 4.0 I think the Samsung girl is throwing poo at the apple guy.
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    *Looks at moto-chan's rack*

    Hmm... must be where she stores all her bloatware.....

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    Droid X doin' the damn thing. dancedroid