iPhone Fanboy Insults

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Kage, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. cb2000a

    cb2000a Member

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    They might be on WiFi. I think the Apple Fanboys are already mad enough that Droid came along and stole their thunder.
     
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    They're using the next-gen iPhone as a defense/attack against the Droid/Nexus One now.
     
  3. SwordOfWar

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    Ah, good for me then :)

    So, anyone else care to add more insults/comebacks?

    I so wish I had a friend with an iphone, so I could use wireless tether to offer him/her internet through my Droid in a situation where I had service and he/she didn't. That would be priceless.
     
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    My applications actually do stuff.
     
  5. Echo3

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    Hey, not below the belt! :p
     
  6. Kage

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    I just fell out of my chair laughing ;D.

    They have like OVER 9000 fart apps.

    Its ridiculous.
     
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    Seriously WTH!

    Locale, couldn't happen.
    Lost my droid, Couldnt happen.
    How many apps wouldnt happen on the iphone. I would say 90% of the apps we have that we live for, you couldnt use on the iPhone.
     
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    I posted the iphone screen capture from adobe on my facebook. Let the war begin!
     
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    I owned an iPhone for 3 years and they have no intentions to support flash. Believe me, I did plenty of research hoping otherwise but what is so funny is all the apple fans on the forum I was on kept saying how they didn't care because flash would drain the battery, would slow down their system, etc.

    I was like hey I have an iPhone and I want flash, no fair LOL! Its like they were trying to justify it by saying they didn't care enough times maybe they would believe it.
     
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    with their reasoning, then why have wifi? it uses the battery more than 3G, etc.. they would be using same excuses.
     
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    Challenge them to a race to swap out the battery.

    Ask them to show you their hardware keyboard.
     
  12. jsh1120

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    There's also the option of simply growing up and waiting for one's friends to do the same. Hopefully, that will mean one's ego is not inextricably linked to one's choice of a phone.
     
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