Internet Joke Pokes Fun at Google while it Joins The Chuck Norris Fan-Club

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  1. dgstorm

    dgstorm Editor in Chief Staff Member Premium Member

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    It's a bit of a slow news day today, so we thought we would share a good afternoon laugh with you guys. If you are a fan of the ongoing meme/theme/running gag that Chuck Norris is an unstoppable superman, then you owe it to yourself to follow the instructions below for a good "chuckle."

    First, go to Google. Here's a link in case you need help getting there: https://www.google.com/
    Second, search the following: where is chuck norris. (Just copy and paste that right in.)
    Third, click on the first link that pops up from the search.

    Uh oh. Now you're in trouble...



    Quick note: The above gag is not directly affiliated with Chuck Norris or Google, but is simply a fan creation.
     
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    haha, that's awesome. Epic.
     
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    Ironically, Chuck Norris invented the Google search.......

    Too funny
     
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    This has been around for at least four years lol
     
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    Google was made to try to search as fast as Chuck Norris. It's still slower.


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    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse, there now called giraffes.......


    Don't get me started
     
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    loved chuck norris on the expendables 2 he killed the enemy army by himself
     
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    chuck norris won iron chef with an easy bake oven.
     
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    Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"

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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity.........twice
     
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    chuck norris found page 404
     
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    He really did make that movie better lol. All that movie needed was Wesley Snipes as a day walker and it would've been the perfect cliche movie.

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    Rumor alert!

    Snipes, Segal, and Eastwood in Expendables 3......


    I'm there!!!!
     
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    Snipes doing a cameo from his jail cell?

    8th Infantry division