Funniest Post You Ever Read About Ultimate Droid - You Guys Make Me Smile

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  1. the blackdroid

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    jbobbitt;353441 WEEEEE, here we go again! I think I need to start a 12 step program, I'm a flashaholic!
     
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    Stock Droid Users vs Ultimate Droid Users

    How to tell the difference between a Stock Droid owner and an Ultimate Droid owner:

    Stock Droid Owner:

    - Notification arrives stating a ROM update is available.

    - Stock Droid owner thinks to self: Humm.. I wonder what this is. My phone seems to be working just fine -- why would I need to an update.... Maybe I'll have a look at this later in the week when I have some time.


    Ultimate Droid Owner:

    - Logs into droidforums.net to see what Blackdroid has been up to since logging in the previous night.

    - Viewing the current Ultimate Droid ROM thread, reads the latest post by Blackdroid stating: New Ultimate Droid V x.x.x will be posted inside the next hour. It can't wait for everyone to see this!!!

    - Refreshing web browser every 30 seconds: Whooo Hooo!!!! :icon_ banana::icon_ banana::icon_ banana::icon_ banana: Come on Blackdroid, get that baby posted!!!!
     
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  3. the blackdroid

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    LOLOLOLOLOL :rofl3:
     
  4. Wuzz Ranger

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    Someone asked about Ultimate Droid and what it is. The response......my sig says it all!
     
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    I still think the funniest thing I've seen is that ASTRO File Manager is listed in the UD9 build as an extra app, which you can "install using ASTRO File Manager."
     
  6. the blackdroid

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    Lol, yeah I thought about that after I zipped up the file. lol
     
  7. wasupwithuman

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    There are three rules about ultimate droid.


    1. You don't talk about ultimate droid.
    2. You don't talk about ultimate droid.
    3. You don't talk about ultimate droid.
     
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    i had a weird thing happen to me today and it kind of made me mad at myself and realize that i have a problem.

    i finally have my phone doing everything i want it to do and running fast, smooth, and perfect. i then did the same to my wives phone. she hasn't complained once and has told me that she "loves it"? what the eff is that! no more leave my phone alone!!! you're always messing it up!!!

    and then... then that's it. it's over. i don't know what to do now. i find myself picking up my phone and moving across home screens and opening apps and expecting everything to work perfect... and it does. i can't come here and try to figure out how to fix anything... it just works. and really well.... what do i do now? i feel like a dog that's been chasing my tail for so long, i caught it and it was everything i thought it would be and more, but now i miss chasing my tail.

    is there any way 9.2 can be less stable, buggy, and undependable? maybe it could even brick my phone so i could figure out how to fix that. please black droid i'm going to have to start talking to my wife again. i think she wants kids.:work1:
     
  9. jr57

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    My wife said the same thing
     
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    This tops it..

    Ok,

    Today I caught myself saying some funny stuff on the irc channel....

    <AndroidSamurai> Cakes, Wanna come smoke?
    * ISUVetMed (~chatzilla@ics188-21.icsincorporated.com) has joined #UDROM
    <AndroidSamurai> I can teleport you
    <SilverSSSC> 46875, 86, 0, 0
    <Skull_One> No way you can overheat on that.
    <Skull_One> Even with a sleeve
    <Cakes> i dont smoke joe thanks anyway lol
    <Skull_One> You must not have been in sleep/standby
    <SilverSSSC> I didn't set those.
    <Skull_One> I figured as much ;)
    <AndroidSamurai> My droid has Blackdroid's new secret alpha 5 v. 3.25 build on it. It has the new teleport baseband and the eternal generator mod...
    <meigs51> lol
    <jourdannick> LOL
    <Cakes> does it make dinner too ? lol
    <AndroidSamurai> blackdroid: ^]
     
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    while (1)
    {
    printf("Stuck in a boot loop. Going back to 9.0 until this is fixed.\n");
    }
     
  12. Wuzz Ranger

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    What is the first Ultimate Droid rule? WE DON"T TALK ABOUT THE ULTIMATE DROID CLUB!

    We should create some BlackDroid or Ultimate Droid bumper stickers. I would totally sport that on my Explorer